Assembly period annoyences

If there is one thing that irritates me beyond anything in the world, it would have to be Assembly Period. There are a few things that top my list:

Firstly, there is the fact that the people in the front of the hall speak unbelievably slowly. Even more so if you count the fact that they speak of how other kids excel. Name, after name after name after name after name. Sitting for an hour listening to names is (in a word) boring. I grant them their moment of glory, but it came become a little overwhelming. My rear end started feeling the length of the period.

Secondly would be the boys in the hall. Most of them, anyway. They are complete and utter uneducated vermin to say the least. They are loud, disgusting and intrusive to one’s personal space. But that is minor, when you consider that fact that they feel compelled to put their dirty feet on the chair in front of them, while a one is sitting the aforementioned chair. So, that is probably the most irritating aspect of the entire hour of unbearable doom and torture.

So, after intensive study of those euphemisms, one would have to conclude that assembly period in Durbanville Highschool is probably the most boring (and painful) experience you will ever face.

End of rant.

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4 comments

Erik:
 1 

*Note to the reader:
André is ranting, influenced by today’s looooong and boooring assembly period. It usually isn’t that bad. Today, however was the semesterly hounoury-colour seremony. André, at least you had a chair. I had to sit on the floor.

October 2nd, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Andre:
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You don’t understand. My bottom is hurting still. It may be that you sat on the floor, but THAT chair had so many annoyances that I would have chosen the floor above that torture any day….or maybe not.

October 2nd, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Anne Dawson:
 3 

Aww poor Erik, I feel sorry for you already, I too hated assemblies in school, they were full of boring information that nobody cared about and we had to sing hymns! I mean bloody hymns, I tell you! Gah I hated them, I used to bunk them and sit in the toilets so I could miss them while reading literature. haha

October 2nd, 2006 at 8:48 pm
Erik:
 4 

We also sing Hymns. I think our school band knows about six and they are cycled over and over, sometimes with a random spinn-off. I usually sit is the sound-booth, though, so it’s not always that bad.

October 2nd, 2006 at 10:46 pm

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